Happy Holidays…time to reflect on what big stories got our attention this
year….
*Michael Phelps. 8 Gold Medals, brought a Vegas cocktail waitress
home to mom’s on Thanksgiving and threw down a cool ‘mil for a
home in Fells Point. Yes, he graced the covers of just about every
magazine except “Home and Garden”, but he was one of theee
biggest stories in ‘08.
*Celebs do politics? I may sound bitter, or maybe nieve, but I
had NO idea celebrities really cared for any presidental decisions
outside of who was in charge of SAG… or who the
presidents of the big movie studios were. ha! Then again, maybe
they think Barack IS the
new president over at New Line Cinema…either way, I’m personally
glad all that “I heart _(candidate)__”
stuff is finally over and now celebs can get back to their
drunken marriages and famous divorce settlements..
*When it comes to break-ups, here are some
my favorites for the year.
Madonna and Guy Ritchie vs. A-Rod and his Mrs. When you have
A-Rod and Madonna dough, you’re gonna get a divorced in between
lunch with your agent and a photo shoot for your new
fragrence, so did we need all the back-and- forth in the tabloids
about how much the broken-hearted spouses will really get in
the settlement? Its down right obnoxious. Think of the people
you know who got divorced this year. Did the ex get their
villa in France? How about the pub in London? NO.
They are lucky if they got their car and 1/2 the profit from
the house. Ugh, I’m gettting fired up just
thinking about this B.S.
*Then there was the real-life “Married with Children” family.
Hulk Hogen splits up with Mrs. Hulk.
OMG, why do we care about these people so much? Okay, maybe
“WE” don’t care ..but the gossip mags do! Every other day I’m
reading something about this Hollywood (Florida) couple.
They look like a bunch of bleached-blond haired white trash
in tight spandex clothing, surfing the waves of FL. I don’t get it
but I do like the alimony gossip about how much money
Mrs. Hulk is getting a month ($40,000!!!) while the
details of their divorce are being sorted out (wasn’t it
HULK who earned those millions in the ring) and
I love the pictures of their divorcees with their new
significant others. Hulk is dating his daughter, Brooke’s,
best friend and then there’s Mrs. Hulk’s current 19-
year old boyfriend, who looks more like her son,
then her beau..but I guess in Florida, this is normal? I dunno.

Have a very merry dysfunctional holiday!
*And then there’s a few other of my favorite moments from ‘08
–Britney Spears returns the way the public likes… Blond, fun
and sane. And daddy is in charge,
so I expect this to last a while.
–Hugh Hefner loses his #1 and #3 main-stay girlfriends,
Holly and Kendra, to a magician and
NFL player. I guess Hugh was just the gateway boyfriend to
the next level of celebrity boyfriends.
–Paris Hilton’s home is broken into and $2 Million in jewels
were stolen, and her bedroom ransacked.
Oh, LAPD just updated us..Hilton’s front door was unlocked. That’s
HOT. I’ll let you make your own decisions on this
one.
–Plaxico Buress. They should really post those signs bigger
at NYC clubs. No shirt, no shoes, no guns.
Plaxico, that means weapons, not your biceps!
–And my all-time favorite male actor, Jeremy Piven . Maybe he
IS a little bit like his character “Ari Gold”
on HBO’s Entourage. Piven left Broadway last week after
suffering from Mercury poisoning from too much
sushi… and now producers have their tap shoes in a tizzy.
The actor had been extremely exhausted and
not feeling well through the early run of his Broadway show
“ Speed-the-Plow” and after collapsing, doctors
pulled him from the rest of the run. Well, now the show is
losing money and pointing their chopsticks
Piven’s direction but the best part of this story was the
producer of the show, who was quoted as saying
“Jeremy Piven has left acting, to be a human thermometer”.
HILARIOUS!
Have a wonderful, drama free holiday……and I look forward
to blogging for you more in the year~2009!
/steph drummond